did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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