DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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