just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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