Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
tell me about the eggs
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
