And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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