Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
