You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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