butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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