If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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