you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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