If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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