Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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