I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
