Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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