I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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