So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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