A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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