Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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