i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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