I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also, beer. Big fan.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
