So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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