Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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