Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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