hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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