i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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