As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
