I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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