Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
