we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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