i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I had to cum in my sink.
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