We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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