I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
