He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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