I accidentally burped into my bong.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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