i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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