quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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