If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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