They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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