If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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