i don't like sucking hair
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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