she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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