so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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