i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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