Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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