Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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