My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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