Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
thus making me awesome and them whores
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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