Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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