I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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