i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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