I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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