FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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