his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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