Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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