I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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