I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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